I, Amanda Green, at the point of my life when I’m not a kid anymore. Now that I have finally have freedom to define who I am. I hereby agree to be bound to you. To let you decide how I spend my money. To let you set my boundaries. And to come running the instant you snap your fingers. With this contract, I relinquish part of my freedom to you. There’s a contract in every cigarette When you light up, you sign up. Don’t let tobacco control you.
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