♫ In West Philadelphia, born and raised ♪ ♪ on the playground is — …I mean a.. a victim and his dog are attacked
inside of a house with all the doors shut. It couldn’t have happened unless the dog was being kept inside. If all the doors were shut, how did he get out? …. Well, then, what? I think we’re speaking in too-common terms about an animal we’re “calling” a “dog” but which displays none of the behavior of “man’s best friend”. You mean.. covering up crime scenes? You get a biscuit, Scully! So.. you’re.. talking about.. ..a dog that has human intelligence? *chew chew crunch crunch* Well, even if there were such an animal, where
would we even begin to look for one? With a human, that thinks like an animal. *sniff sniff, sniff* ಠ_ಠ Aren’t you going home? I AM home! I’m just feathering the nest. O.o Mulder.. She’s a friend of yours? Oh we met online. … Online? … Two professionals, exchanging information. ಠ_ಠ What happened to the dog? Dog gone! ..dog gone. 🙁 DOGGONE. O.O Yeah, I got it. *knock knock knock* Mulder, there’s…. ..are you okay? I barely knew’er. Well she had a lot of secrets, that’s for sure. I think she saw in you a kindred spirit, Mulder. She may not have been able to express that to you. *sad sigh* You gonna be okay? .. ehhh .. Hello Sir! I’m with US Fish and Wildlife. Maybe you’ve seen a dog I’m looking for? *footsteps* Sir? Can you hear me? I’M GONNA’ KILL YOU!!!!!!! *dog snarling noises* *screams, yelling* Oh my God! You’re not gonna’ tell me that a “dog” did this.. ..bad dog. 🙁 Yeah. ಠ_ಠ ..Mulder? “Would you like a dog?” “He is paper trained, and well behaved..” “..regardless of his actions last night..” “..which you can’t really blame him for.” Mulder.. I don’t even know how to respond to that.